How I amuse myself at work

The following title just passed across my desk on its way to the Earth and Mineral Sciences Library:

Memoirs of the Faculty of Sciences, Kyushu University. Series D, Earth and Planetary Sciences*

I couldn't help it. An imaginary conversation popped up in my head and had me giggling. The only way to get rid of this is to share, and so now I inflict my hallucination on you:

"Hiro, remember that time when Dr. Kurosawa came to lunch wearing that 'Stop Plate Tectonics' T-shirt?"
"Do I? I'd just taken a sip of tea before I turned around to look at him, and I shot it out my nose!"

I feel better already.

*It's a very, very slim volume.