Tuesday, August 25, 2009


Hey, guess what! When you've been sneezing all morning and blowing your nose on paper products that weren't originally intended for noses and it makes that particular facial area all red and sore? Do not, I repeat do not try to cool and soothe the area with hand cream. Particularly black raspberry vanilla body cream from Bath & Bodyworks. You'll feel like you just poured kerosene on your face and lit a match.

Well, at least the runny nose can put the fire out around it, what-what?

Why yes, I did just watch The Madness of King George recently! How did you know?


Hotch Potchery said...

Noxema hurts too!

--V said...

Noted, HP.

Someone told me vaseline works. And I found out for myself that cold cream works too. But I didn't have that at work yesterday, just this bottle of stuff someone gave me as a Christmas present a few years ago (that explains the dessert-y scent. I am not a fan of food-scented body products).

Fragrant Liar said...

Cool, cool water. Maybe some aloe. No likey the handcream. Youch!

BTW, I'm so there on the Netflix thang. True Blood Season II, he I is!